YTSK I: Chapter IV

In Universe Date: 17 October 2020

Formosa walks into the plane. He is greeted - "Hello, i'm your pilot, Thames Mapping." The two shake hands. "Nice to meet you, Thames." "Officer Yeast told me that you needed some supervision." "But didn't he say i could do this alone?" "He did, but he has altered the deal. Put on this earpiece so that Yeast can communicate with you. I have one as well" "Ugh, fine." Formosa takes his seat. The flights departs at 12:00. 5 hours later, their flight arrives at Owo, Nigeria. "Officer Yeast, we've reached Yan's home village." "Excellent" Formosa and Thames walk to the front door of Yan's home. Formosa pulls out a knife. "Alright Thames, i'll go first" Yeast interrupts. "No Formosa, you will not go in first. I know that you are intent on solving this violently. Thames is an excellent negotiator, and i think we should try a diplomatic solution before anything." "God damn it! Well, you do you, Thames. If anything goes wrong, it's not my fault."

Yan sits in her room, plotting her next murder. "Oh, oh, oh, Historical Map Animator. Did you REALLY trace OMNIATLAS for your Pacific War video? Soon you'll learn that your actions have consequences. Hahaha..." She hears the door behind her open. "Hello Yan." "Hello Thames." "You know who i am?" "Of course i do." Thames stands silent for a moment, before calmly continuing. "Listen, i want to talk to you about what you've done" "Yes, i killed Jake and Tigerstar. They deserved it." "You killed Jake, too?" "Yes." "Damn. Well... In any case, don't you think that taking someone else's life over errors in a videomap is taking the matter a little bit too far?" "Maybe..." Again, Yan and Thames are silent. Yeast talks to Thames via his earpiece. "You're doing great, Thames! Keep going." Yan continues: "The thing is, i just don't see any other way to stop other videomappers from making inaccurate content." "Well, you could encourage them by making corrections in their comment section, giving them advice, or making better videos yourself."

"...I guess you're right. I promise to never murder another videomapper again. I'm sorry for what i've done. Can you give me a hug?" "Of course!" The two embrace one another, and Thames feels proud. However, shortly afterwards, Thames feels a sharp object entering his back, and a dark orgasm of pain writhes throughout his body. "I lied", Yan whispers. "YAN, WHY?", Thames screams. "Because i can", Yan gloats. She then pulls the knife out of Thames' back, and stabs him in his heart and releases the hug, dropping him dead on the floor. Yeast is scared by what he just heard, and fears the worst. "Thames? Thames, answer me. Thames? Thames!!?? THAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEESSSSSSS!!!" Yan steps on the earpiece, and Yeast loses connection, now hearing nothing but a deafening silence.

Yeast is distraught, but then quickly collects himself. "Formosa, do you hear me?" "Yes." "Thames was just killed by Yan." "I told you to solve this violently, but you didn't listen. Now look what has happened." "Yes, i was wrong, and you were right. Attack Yan, and show no mercy" "Rodger that."|| ||Formosa runs into Yan's room with a knife. Yan and Formosa exchange stabs, but neither is able to get in a fatal blow. Formosa then grabs Yan by the arm, and throws away her knife. He now has gained the upper hand. He holds a knife in front of Yan's neck. "Your Warlord Era video wasn't very accurate, Yan." "I'm sorry." "Too little too late. You shall pay for your mistakes." Yeast interrupts him. "Formosa, there's no need to kill Yan if she's surrendering." "Uhhh, Yeast? I can't really hear you. I'm losing your signal." "That's weird, my computer says the signal is at 100 percent" Formosa manually turns off the power on her earpiece. "Anyway Yan, before i kill you, i'll give you one final chance to take a piss and empty your bladder."

"Ah, so i see that you want to kill me in my toilet, like what i did to Tigerstar." "Oh no, not in the toilet. Trans women aren't allowed to enter women's bathrooms where you live, and forcing you to pee in the men's bathroom would of course be very, very hurtful to you. No, i think you should just pee in the shower." "Well, honestly, i don't really need to pee right now." "Yes you do, just trust me." Formosa drags Yan towards a nearby installation where he opens the door and kicks her down the stairs. After a bit of moaning in pain, Yan stands up and sees some water nozzles, and finds herself surrounded by dark tiles. She then hears the door upstairs being loudly shut. As the room then begins to fill itself with Zyklon B gas, she realizes just what kind of shower this is. She coughs and coughs, and also feels very ill. Outside the "shower", Formosa gloats: "Gassed to death, as all trannies should be", before he feels a hand on his shoulder. "You're a fool", Yan says. Formosa screams "WHAT? BUT, BUT-" "Have you already forgotten that i am capable of teleportation?"

"but... how?"

"Well, you see, i am a transhumanist. That means i use sophisticated technologies to enhance myself. In fact, i have used some of the best technologies on earth to augment myself to become something greater than what any regular human being could EVER hope to accomplish. Not only am i capable of teleportation, but i am also made of near-invulnerable material, capable of growing up to 10x normal size, and am augmented with some of the best weapons humanity currently has to offer. I am an unstoppable killing machine. All this time i have been toying with you, you never even had a chance of defeating me." Yan then takes off her right hand, revealing a machine gun underneath. She shoots over a hundred bullets into Formosa, killing him.

As Yan walks over Formosa's corpse, she notices the powered-off earpiece in Formosa's ear. She thinks of destroying Formosa's earpiece in the same way that she destroyed that of Thames, but then has a different idea. She turns on the power on the earpiece. "Formosa? Is that you?" "I'm afraid that Formosa is not available to answer." "...Yan?" "Indeed, it is me. I killed Jake, Tigerstar, Thames and now Formosa. Yan 4, Police 0. Anyway, here's a heads up: Tomorrow i shall kill Historical Map Animator. I dare you to try and stop me." She then hangs up.