YTSK I: Chapter V

In Universe Date: 18 October 2020

POGKPP speaks out. "How come our police force is so god-damn incompetent that it somehow loses both police officers in a raid where they outnumbered the victim 2 to 1 and took her completely by suprise?" A.S. Mapping nods. "I do believe there are problems within our current police force. I've asked president Fasolasuchus Tenax to come on set to comment."

Yeast is suprised. "Wait, Formosa was a woman? Shit. Guess i was wrong". Of course, the writer of this cursed fanfic didn't know that either up until yesterday, and this is just his attempt to make up for his mistake.

"Hello and welcome to the Videomapistan National News Service. This is A.S. Mapping reporting together with my co-host, POGKPP. More information has come public about the "teleporting killer" who was responsible for the killing of EmperorTigerstar back on thursday. It appears to be a woman who simply goes by the name "Yan". Born into an impoverished Nigerian family, she became a serial killer in her adulthood when she claimed her first victim, Jake Mapping. EmperorTigerstar was her second victim. Yesterday, the Videomapistan National Police Department attempted to arrest her in her house in Owo, Nigeria, but she killed both police officers. In doing so, she claimed as her third victim a man by the name of Thames Mapping and as her fourth victim a woman by the name of Formosa.""

Officer Yeast sits at his desk, watching the news. He wonders how the media will reflect on his failed raid on Yan's house.

Fasolasuchus Tenax walks on the set. "I am glad you've invited me here. I want to say that we've taken the recent disaster very seriously, and that we will open a review of our policies to avoid incidents like these from happening in the future. We have also identified some of the police officers whose negligent conduct was responsible for this mess, and they should be fired right about now." Yeast then saw that he got a text from the government. He was informed that today would be his last day in service.

A.S. Mapping continues. "After killing Thames and Formosa, Yan called the police and taunted them. She also announced who her next intended victim was, who has requested to remain anonymous. Out of respect for his privacy, we will not be publicly releasing the phone call."

"I am worried", Historical Map Animator says. "You'll be safe with here, trust me." "I still don't really feel safe here." "Well, if you insist, you can enter one of our prison cells. Behind bars, you'll be EXTRA protected." "Alright, i'll do that."

15 minutes later, Yeast hears a loud bang as the door is blown up and destroyed. "JESUS CHRIST!" "Hello, i am Yan." "THE DOOR WAS OPEN!" "It still is, lol." Yeast pauses for a moment, taking a deep breath, before then continuing. "...Anyway, have you here come to turn yourself in, Yan?" "Nope. I have come here to kill Historical Map Animator." "Nice joke. You're under arrest, you murderer." HurricaneHunter went forward to arrest Yan. However, Yan then took off her right hand, revealing a machine gun underneath, and began shooting at HurricaneHunter, killing him, and then at all the other cops around her. Yeast hid under his desk, shouting "WHAT THE HELL!". After failing to see Historical Map Animator among the corpses in the lobby, Yan decides to further explore the building, heading towards the prison area. There, she finds Historical Map Animator hiding behind bars. She tears open the prison bars and grabs HMA by his arm. She then unleashes a Neutron Bomb on her vicinity, quickly teleporting away to avoid the impact. The entire police station is destroyed, with Yeast being left buried beneath the rubble.

Yan teleports HMA to an isolated, black room, where she chains HMA to the floor. Yan crouches down. "Hello, Historical Map Animator", she whispers. "What?" "I want to show you a video." A screen opens in front of HMA. "Do you recognize this video?" "Yes, it's a video i made a few weeks ago about World War II in the Pacific." "The frontlines from the Second Sino-Japanese War are traced from Omniatlas, aren't they?" "...Yes." "Omniatlas's coverage of this conflict isn't very good. You should have done YOUR OWN RESEARCH!" HMA's right hand is cut off by Yan, and a dark orgasm of pain writhes through his body. He screams loudly, but nobody comes to help. Yan then slowly eats the hand, finger by finger. "Ah, finally, some good fucking food. Anyway, you've made other mistakes that EVEN OMNIATLAS didn't make. You're showing Tunganistan in your video, even though it was DESTROYED in the year NINETEEN THIRTY-SEVEN!" She then cuts off HMA's left hand, and HMA screams once more. "I am sorry that i made bad videos, Yan. I promise to delete my Youtube channel." "I am afraid it's too late for that. You need to be appropriately punished for your actions. You will now understand that your actions have consequences." "What are you going to do to me?"

Yan smirks, and throws gasoline over HMA's body. "I am going to turn you into a human marshmallow." "NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NOOOOO!" "Too bad" Yan lights HMA on fire, and he feels incredible pain throughout his entire body. He tries desperately to escape the fire, flailing his arms and pulling against the chains with all his strength. However, he is not strong enough. Yan sadistically laughs at his utter terror as she watches him burn to death. After about 15 seconds, HMA stops resisting. He is now dead.

Meanwhile, Yeast remains conscious while buried under the rubble of the former police station. He wonders if there is anything that can be done to stop Yan. A rescue mission is on its way and will arrive tommorow.