YTSK I: Chapter VII

In Universe Date: 20 October 2020

"Hey Yeast, it's 10:00. We've got to go, our plane departs in 2 hours." "Sure thing Fourthirds, just give me a few minutes. I first want to watch the news, to see if there's any new developments on the Yan case." Yeast turns on the TV.

"Hello and welcome to the Videomapistan National News Service. This is A.S. Mapping repo-" A loud explosion is heard, and shattered glass falls over the set. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?", A.S. screams. "Hello, this is Yan. I heard that the media was interested in me, and i want to thank you for inviting me here." "YOU WERE NEVER INVITED, YOU FUCKING CRIMINAL!" "I'd like to begin the interview. On this paper is a list of questions that i would like you to ask me." "That's not how an interview works, you don't get to pick the questions, but rather the interviewer chooses them." "Well then, A.S. Mapping, i hope you make the right choice, because if you don't, then i'm going to do something to this building which you know i'm capable of." "Alright, fine then, have it your way." A.S. begins the interview.

Q: "Why do you kill videomappers?"

A: "I only kill videomappers when their videos are inaccurate. I find it important that videomappers learn that their actions have consequences, and that they can't get away with spreading misinformation."

Q: "Don't you think murder takes it a little bit too far?"

A: "No."

Q: "Who will be you your next target?"

A: "My next target will be Khey Pard. His video on the History of China was an absolute atrocity, and i shall give him an appropriate punishment tomorrow."

A.S. Mapping continues. "Alright Yan, that's it as for the questions you wanted me to ask. If you don't mind, i have a few of my own questions too."

Q: "What is your greatest weakness?"

A: "Thank you for the interview, A.S. Mapping. I'll be leaving now."

Yan teleports away from the set, and Yeast turns off the TV. Yeast and Fourthirds drive towards their private jet, with which they depart for Antarctica at 12:00. Later in the day, they arrive at their destination.

As Fourthirds and Yeast exit the plane, they feel a very cold breeze in their face, the rest of their body being protected by a thick jacket. They quickly spot a nearby cave, which they subsequently enter. Inside the cave, they find a compound with hundreds of boxes with food and water stored inside. They encounter an old man. "Are you Neutronex?" The old man smirks. "Now that's a name that i haven't heard in a very, very long time. Yes, i am Neutronex, the legend himself." "Listen Neutronex, we need your help. A seemingly unstoppable killing machine called Yan has terrorized our country. After killing 4 people, she blew up an entire police station, killing dozens more. She makes all citizens feel unsafe, and i believe she intends to kill all videomappers." "Too bad, then. Videomapistan is filled to the brim with cringe, ERP, trans fetishists, unfunny holocaust jokes, N word spams, and gay. I wouldn't give a shit if all videomappers were to die." "But you're our only hope, Neutronex." "Cope." Yeast and Fourthirds felt defeated and walked back to the plane, where they deliberated on what to do.

An hour later, Fourthirds and Yeast re-enter the cave. "You're still here?" "Yes. I think i know how to convince you to help us." "And how?" "What if we told you the serial killer was trans?" "Yan is a tranny?" "Yes." "Alright, i'm in. But i want you to understand that i'm only doing this because i have a burning hatred for trans people, and not because i care about anything else he did." "Well, whatever your motives are Neutronex, i'm glad that you are on our side." Yeast is worried. "Fourthirds, are you SURE that Neutronex is strong enough to beat Yan?" Neutronex answers on Fourthirds' behalf: "OF COURSE i am strong enough. Here, allow me to demonstrate." Neutronex picks up Yeast, walks outside of the cave, and throws him into the stratosphere, killing him. Fourthirds gets angry - "Was it REALLY neccesary to kill Yeast?" "Yeah, he had a question, and i needed to give him a satisfactory answer." "Damnit. Anyway, it's late in the day, time for us to rest. Tommorow, we'll be flying back to Videomapistan." "Before we go to bed, do you want to watch the southern lights?" "Sure, i don't see why not."