YTSK II: Chapter X
In Universe Date: 17 April 2021
Pleb is in the afterlife, awaiting judgement. He hears the angel at the counter proclaim "Number 76!" while ringing the bell. He looks at his card. He is number 57, so it's not his turn yet. He sees Suomi go to the counter.
"Hello Suomi. Here it says that you were an alcoholic and that you had sex with prostitutes?" "Yep, that's me." "Why did you do that?" "It was fun." The angel sighs. "Fucking degenerate. You're going to Jahannam, goodbye." Suomi is teleported away. The angel then proclaims "Number 38!", again ringing the bell.
An Indian AFOE mapper that used to have a Nazi Germany countryball pfp when he was alive now heads to the counter. The angel looks at the list of the AFOE mapper's sins and widens his eyes in exasparation. "You have owned several child sex slaves, scammed several dozen senior women with dementia out of their life savings by pretending to be tech support, you burned down an orphanage and then shot up a school before killing yourself to escape arrest." "Hahahaha, yessss. That was me." "What. The. Fuck." "What can I say except you're welcome?" "Why" "Well the child sex slaves and scamming was just for pleasure and money, that should go without saying." "And the orphanage burning and school shooting?" "Oh, that? That was intended to take my revenge on society. Society made me suffer and I needed other people to suffer as well." "What injustice did society take against you?" "I stepped on a lego and it hurt." "Alright, but couldn't you... like, at least, actually kill Lego staff or something? Instead of innocents who had nothing to do with it?" "Nah, LEGO headquarters was too far away." The angel facepalms. "You know, you are so despicable, it's impressive in a way." "Does that mean I get to go to Jannah?" "No! Get out!" The AFOE mapper teleports away. The angel then rings a bell again, proclaiming "Number 57!"
Pleb walks to the counter. "Dude, did you martyr yourself to stop a transgender serial killer?" "Yeah." "Fucking based dude. You go straight to Jannah." "Aw yeah, I can't wait to see my 72 virgins."
Pleb teleports away. He is brought to a wide open grass field, filled with 72 Discord and Reddit mods. "Oh Pleb, you're so Kawaaiiii! Let me suck your dick!" Pleb falls on his knees, and yells into the sky.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOOOODDD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????"
Meanwhile, in Videomapistan, Yan has just been sworn in as president, and talks to Prussian Mapping, the minister of Justice. "While entering the building, I saw DH using Ki techniques. It's been a while since I've seen those. Do you know how many Ki users are currently in the world?" "Just two" "What? Just two?!" "Yes. I've scoured the internet for examples of other Ki users, but I only found results from some fictional universe called Dragon Ball. Speaking with embassies from other countries, I've also never heard of anyone else doing it. If there were other Ki users, you'd think be very famous."
"That's... odd. Do you know who the other Ki user is?" "Well, he goes by Tigerstarification Mapping on Youtube." "The last time I saw someone using Ki techniques was... Could it be..?" Yan teleports to the bottom of the cave underneath Mount Paint.
Yan looks at Juq's resting place, where she sees a skeleton lying. "No. You're still laying dead, right where I buried you. So then, Tigerstarification must be someone else..." Yan teleports back to Videomapistan's capitol.
"Hey Prussian, can you try to to track Tigerstarification via the internet?" Prussian Mapping walks to his laptop and presses some keys. "I can't. He used a VPN." "Alright. Well, maybe you can find other people then. Try to track down ex-president Tenax." "Alright, I'll see what I can do."
Yan then returns to parliament. She introduces a new motion to start a genocide against AFOE mappers, to be made possible by the creation of extermination camps. The parliament eagerly claps and embraces this proposal, with one member shouting that furries should also be genocided. The ensuing vote is weighs strongly in favour of Yan's proposal, with only the Socialist MPs voting against. With this action, the Mapperdonian genocide has begun.
Soon after, the decision makes international headlines. The United Nations declared it illegal, which meant nothing. At one point, Yan is informed that a change.org petition to end the Mapperdonian genocide reached 25 million signatures. She slaps Prussian Mapping and tells him to stop wasting her time.
After the petition leader realized that it isn't working, he organizes a gofundme for people to donate to Mapperdonia. The gofundme reaches 1 million dollars, however before it can be delivered the gofundme is shut down, after a 9-year old tweet is discovered where the organizer used the N-word. Gofundme's CEO then proceeds to seize all of the donations money and buys each of his children 3 ponies and chicken tendies, congratulating himself on his moral opposition to racism.
On various Discord servers, intense debate takes place about the genocide. Conservatives blame transgenderism for the Mapperdonian genocide, while progressives blame transphobia. In most of these conversations, nobody was persuaded, and even on the rare occasions where they were, it didn't affect the genocide itself in any way whatsoever. The Babylon Bee posts an article sarcastically praising the first transgender war criminal.
Meanwhile, Prussian Mapping has figured out that ex-President Tenax is residing in an illegally seized farm. He assembles a police squad in preparation for a raid.
*To be continued...*