YTSK II: Chapter XI
In Universe Date: 17 April 2021
DH is playing football with his father, Jake. Jake initially manages to score several times against DH and dominates the game, but eventually decides to stop playing seriously and let DH win. When DH wins, he is jubilant. "I defeated you, dad!" "Well done my son! Give me a hug!", Jake says as he opens his arms. DH runs through the lush grass field, before a loud bang is heard and his father drops to the ground. DH looks at Jake's corpse, examining the blood wounds. "Dad, what happened to you? Dad? Answer me. Please! I love you! Please, please don't leave me!" A voice can be heard in the distance. "Hahaha, was that your daddy?" DH looks at the shooter. "I HATE YOU YAN! I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU!", DH screams.
DH's scream continues as he wakes up. "Are you alright, DH?", Zed asks. "It's alright. I just had a nightmare, that's all." "Anyway, you'd tell us about your trainer, right?" "Yeah. He didn't want to reveal his real name, but he goes by Tigerstarification Mapping. He didn't want to tell me anything about his past, but I could tell he harboured a strong hatred of Yan, because when I mentioned her, he instantly agreed to train me. He resides in the QGIS Cave Complex." Suddenly, everyone in the house can hear police sirens.
"The police are arriving" A.S. is scared: "I'll get the oil, we'll fly our way to safety." DRM objects: "Hey A.S., how do you plan to fly when there is NO FUCKING RAIN?" "...you have a point." Zed puts on his sunglasses. "Looks like we'll have to fight for our survival. I'll show y'all my weapon stache, if it's still here." A moment passes, and Zed looks for the secret hatch before finding and opening it. "Ha! Looks like Mehmet never found these buggers. Alright boys, time to lock and load." DH scoffs. "Unlike you amateurs, I have no need for mechanical weapons. My ki techniques suffice." Zed chuckles. "Alright. I'll start then." He picks up a shotgun and a wrench.
A.S. follows. He picks up the grenade launcher and mines.
Tenax picks up the minigun and the sandvich.
DRM is the last to pick up weapons. He picks up the baseball bat, the scattergun and a can of Bonk! (which allows him to dodge bullets for a minute after he drinks it.)
The squad waits for the police to break the door open. Once Prussian Mapping and the rest of the police make it into the door, they only see DRM standing there.
"Yo, what's up?" "FREEZE!" "Nah, I don't feel like doing that. Especially when I haven't committed any criminal acts." "I SAID FREEZE!" "I don't take orders from you." "DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS GUN!" DRM drinks the Bonk!. "Bring it on." Prussian and the police unleash a barrage of bullets upon DRM. DRM dodges the bullets and runs at the police, beating them all to death with his baseball bat, except for Prussian Mapping, who he keeps in position with a grip. "So, what were you trying to do there?" "I was trying to search for ex-president Tenax." "How so?" "He's been charged with tax fraud and needs to be put behind bars." "Well you're in luck, because Tenax happens to be quite nearby. As a matter of fact, he has been hiding in the bathroom this whole time. I'll introduce him to you."
DRM drags Prussian in front of the bathroom door. "Hey Tenax, this man wants to see you." "Alright, I'm coming." Tenax very strongly pushes the door open. Over the course of a second, the door flails in Prussian's face, and proceeds to crush him against the wall, which causes a dark orgasm of pain to writhe through his body. Tenax looks left and right. "Where is the man that wanted to see me? I only see dead bodies" "Well, uhhh... you see..." when Tenax takes a few steps forward, Prussian pushes the door away and escapes the farm while Tenax looks on confused. "Yeah... that was him." "Wait, so we just lost him?" "Yes". DH arrives angrily. "YOU MORONS! YOU LET HIM GET AWAY? God damnit. You know, if you had just let me fight the police, none of this would've happened." Tenax objects. "Well frankly, you weren't a very reliable option. Remember your last fight? You used all your ki and passed out. A.S. had to save your ass from being killed by Yan. Obviously we didn't want a repeat of that." "Well, I... you... alright, fine, maybe you have a point."
Suddenly, the squad hears Prussian Mapping speak with a microphone. "Attention. All people inside the farm. You are on the verge of destruction. You have 5 minutes to lay down your weapons and surrender before we start bombing." Zed takes off his sunglasses and then puts them on again because this makes him look cool. "Alright guys, rock and roll."
The squad bursts out of the door. The police have been instructed to shoot if any of the residents leave armed. A massive barrage of bullets is unleashed on the the squad, but DH's energy barrier stops them all from making contact. He then shouts: "TENAX AND A.S., START FIRING!" Tenax and A.S. open minigun and grenade fire. DH consciously allows his sides' projectiles to pass through the force field. A.S.'s grenades soon destroy a police car. The policemen then lose their nerve and begin a retreat. A few empty cars are left behind.
DH opens the door of one of the left behind cars. "Alright boys, since there doesn't seem to be any rain coming soon, I guess I'll just have to drive you to my Ki teacher." "Aight."
Looking at government tracking devices, Yan sees Tenax's phone moving away from the farm. "Prussian has failed me. I will get you next time, Tenax. Next time."
*To be continued*