YTSK II: Chapter XII

Anonymous

In Universe Date: 19 April 2021

POGKPP sits on his chair. He waits for the filming to start. "One... two... three!" "Hello and welcome to the Videomapistan national news service. This is your host POGKPP, and today I'd like to introduce you a very special guest. Welcome to set, president Yan Xishan!"

"Hello everyone. I am proud to serve as the new president of Videomapistan."

"There have been reports that you are planning to prosecute former president Tenax for tax evasion. Is this true?"

Yan smirks. "Aha, yesss. I will ensure that proper justice is served in regards to his finances."

"But didn't Tenax appoint you as president? Are you really going after someone who has done so much for you?"

"Well, yes. I'm not going to let him bribe me into ignoring his crime and due procedure, just because he has helped me."

"Wow, that's very noble of you."

"Hahahaha, yes. You are really lucky to have such a pure and incorruptable woman as president."

"Uhhh, yeah. About that. Can you tell us a bit about your killing spree last year? Why should we trust a murderer like you?"

"Oh dear, why'd you have to bring that up? Can't we just let the past be the past? Look, I'm a changed person. I would never, ever do something like that today. You can trust me, would a politician ever lie?."

"But these people and their families-" "POGKPP, listen. It was just a prank, bro." "Oh, my apologies. All your crimes are exonarated."

"Thank you, POGKPP." "Anyway, I have another question." "Ask away."

"Will you be continuing the war against Mapperdonia?"

"Why, of course I will! They were the ones to trick me into killing poor videomappers, after all."

"Well, Ms. President, with all due respect, doesn't it seem a tad hypocritical for you to forgive yourself for the killing spree, while still continuing the wa-" "Hey POGKPP, I've answered enough questions now. Let's move on, okay? I'd like to learn about any developments in our current manhunt for Tenax"

"Alright. Prussian Mapping, you may come on set."

"Hello everyone, I am Prussian Mapping, the minister of justice. I led a raid on Tenax's base in a farm, but I failed."

Yan is angry. "How come our police force is so god-damn incompetent that it somehow loses most police officers in a raid where they outnumbered the victim several dozen to one and took them completely by suprise?"

Prussian is calm.

"Well, I'd point to three reasons.

First of all, there was an intelligence failure. Tenax's military capabilities greatly exceeded what we expected. We expected him to be virtually defenseless, that he would try to flee and maybe shoot a few bullets at best. Instead, his small group of loyalists was capable of creating forcefields that could withstand our bullets, and capable of shooting powerful lasers that could eviscerate our machinery.

Second of all, the expectation to try and arrest Tenax alive handed the initiative to him. Our helicopters could've bombed the farm to smithereens, but we had to give him time to leave. This, in turn, allowed him to launch his own assault.

Third of all, we were underequipped to deal with the situation. We had several dozen police cars and two helicopters, but the situation required a much more serious fighting force. I believe that if we had tanks and modern fighter jets, we would've been able to withstand Tenax's assault and prevent him from escaping. Certainly, if President Yan had joined us on the battlefield, we would've had a much greater chance of emerging triumphant."

Yan is angry. "All I hear are petty excuses. Don't think I'll just let you get away with this. Oh no, I am going to MURDER YOU on LIVE TELEVISION! I will let the ENTIRE NATION KNOW, WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO FAIL ME!!!"

Prussian is defiant. "I am not going down without a fight." He picks a Pokéball from his pocket, and throws it. "GO, CHARIZARD!"

The Pokéball falls on the floor, and Yan picks it up. "This is a plastic toy. What were you trying to do here?", she asks.

"Summon a Pokémon."

"Pokémon are a fictional type of animal from a video game series."

"Well, ki attacks are from an anime, and DH could use those."

"Ki attacks exist in Dragon Ball, but they also exist in real life. Pokémon, on the other hand, are completely fictional. That's just how it works. What's so difficult to understand about this?"

Prussian throws another Pokéball: "GO, MISSINGNO!"

Again, the ball simply falls on the floor without doing anything.

Yan sighs. "Missingno. isn't even an actual Pokémon within the Pokémon universe."

Prussian does not give up, continuing to throw his plastic toy Pokéballs. "GO, ARCEUS! GO, GIRATINA! GO, GENES-" Yan interrupts him by teleporting in front of him and cleching her teeth into Prussian's left leg. Her teeth penetrate Prussian's skin, and blood surges out of the wounds, into Yan's mouth. Prussian screams: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A dark orgasm of pain writhes through his body. She bites and pulls with her teeth until a large chunk of flesh is removed from the leg. She can feel the blood and flesh flowing through her mouth, her tongue caressed with utterly delightful taste. She then proceeds to swallow the flesh, and then feels the blood and flesh passing through her throat. Prussian cries. "Please stop!" Yan cackles. "You brought this upon yourself. Should've not failed me. Also, your maps are shitty traces." "Can't you just eat normal flesh, like from a pig or something?" "But then the torturing and killing would be done by someone else. What's the fun in that?" "Well, what about a wild animal then?" "Well, the difference is that killing and eating wild animals is merely morally *permissible*, while killing bad mappers is a *moral obligation*. And once the bad mappers already dead anyway, you might as well eat them." "But you haven't even killed me yet, and you're already eating me!" "Oh don't worry, I'll get to killing you in due time."

Yan puts a tight grip on Prussian's arm with both her hands, before applying very strong pulling pressure so as to tear off Prussian's left hand. This pull inflicts immense amounts of pain, and Prussian screams, kicks and punches Yan in a desperate attempt to end his suffering, though this effort is futile. Eventually, Prussian's hand can no longer withstand the pull, and his hand violently seperates from the rest of his body. Blood streams fall out of Prussian's forearm. Suddenly, Prussian notices that large puddles of blood have formed on the floor since Yan took a bite out of his leg. He begins to feel dizzy. Meanwhile, Yan takes multiple bites out of Prussian's hand until nothing but pale bones remain.

Next, Yan peels of the skin of Prussian's lower belly, causing massive bleeding, before putting her tongue over the blood wounds in order to lick and splurp large amounts of blood.

Next, Yan stabs Prussian's right foot. She cuts little chunks of flesh and bone, slowly mutilating the foot and covering it in more and more blood as time proceeds. Eventually, Yan cuts off Prussia's toes one by one, before washing and eating them. "This could taste better." Yan puts Prussian in the oven and exposes him to extreme temprature. Prussian spends his last minutes in extreme pain and heat, as he bleeds, sweats profusely, and feels his skin being fried. His last energy is spent screaming and punching the oven wall, but his efforts to open the door prove futile as Yan holds the door shut. He ultimately dies from blood loss. When Yan opens the oven, she douses Prussian in BBQ sauce and feasts on what remains of his body, eating every organ until nothing but bones remain.

A few hours later, Zed has driven to the QGIS cave complex. A.S., DH and DRM step out of the car. DH takes the lead: "Follow me, everyone". Eventually, the group reaches all the way down the cave, facing DH's teacher. "I have bad news, master Juq. I have tried to fight Yan, but I was defeated. I need to know more about her." "Alright. I wish it didn't have to come to this, but I will tell you everything I remember. Sit down boys, because this is going to be one hell of a story."

*To be continued...*