YTSK II: Chapter XIII
In Universe Date: 19 April 2021
Alright. I wish it didn't have to come to this, but I will tell you everything I remember. Sit down boys, because this is going to be one hell of a story.
As far as I know, me and Yan are the only surviving children of god-Emperor MervueMeringue, who once ruled the great Korean Empire. He originally had twelve children. Yan Xishan is the eleventh, while I, Prince Juq Ishan, am the eldest. All twelve of us had our own unique powers and abilities.
Flashback to 8003 BC. At this time, the Finno-Korean hyperwar was at its peak. A few years earlier, in 8005, my father had assigned me with the duty of attacking Finland proper. To this task, I was given a measly 1 billion troops. I'm not sure if Mervue actually expected me to win, or just wanted to force the Finns to divert forces away from their offensive on the Hindus river. Needless to say, my force faltered in this assault, and eventually we had to retreat to the stronghold of Mervuemansk, where we had landed to begin with, and found ourselves in a gruelling siege.
I repeatedly requested reinforcements, but I couldn't get any at first. I had to wait for my siblings, Yan and Lyria, to contain the Finnish breakthrough in the Indus before Mervue would help. When that was settled, he sent Yan. I was happy, because I was desperate for reinforcements.
Yan requested that her troops be allowed to enter my stronghold. Without suspecting anything, I told my officers to open the gates and let Yan's forces in.
However, when those troops entered, they BETRAYED ME! Yan demanded to the local forces that they pledge allegiance to her and recognize her as the legitimate empress of Korea. She was planning to take the throne for herself! When I heard this, I was overtaken with extreme shock and disgust, and my day was ruined. I mounted my horse, and ran off to find Yan.
I arrived, and looked Yan dead in the eye. "It seems I have found the traitor among us", I said. With utmost fury, I gave a loud battlecry and charged at her. After I laid my first punch, she grabbed my arm and teleported me to the Northern Tibet volcanic field (well within Korean territory), so we could have an epic seperate one-on-one battle. Of course, I didn't care that I was teleported and continued to punch her again and again. I punched her like, 5 times per second, while I sung "It Has To Be This Way" from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.
Yan then kicked me in the stomach, throwing me 20 meters back. Then I showed her an item which I had quickly taken out of her pocket while punching her, saying "haha i took ur phone lol". Yan quickly teleported in front of me to grab it back, but it was already too late. I had used her phone to ping NY via her Discord account.
Off in the distance, loud earthquakes could be heard, along with a loud scream that travelled thousands of kilometres. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!" NY rapidly travelled to Northern Tibet by using his super-strong legs to make consecutive jumps, each over a 100 km. When he arrived, he yelled: "DO! NOT! PING! NY!". Yan shrieked: "but I didn't! I-" "LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He picked up Yan by the head, dragging her body over the ground as he ran and ascended towards the top of a nearby volcano.
After he threw Yan in the crater, I arrived to congratulate him. We gave each other a fist bump. After that we talked for a few minutes, catching up on what he had both been up to in the past half-year.
And that, my friends, is the story of how me and NY killed Yan Xishan.
(*DRM asks me how Yan is still alive if I killed her*)
Well, ummm... Good question. How did that go again? Uhhh...
(*A.S. Mapping interrupts, and tells me that he really needs to pee and needs to leave the cave for a moment*)
Alright, alright. We're going to take a break. A.S. Mapping, you can go outside the cave, while I take a moment to refresh my memory here.
*To be continued...*