YTSK II: Chapter XVI
In Universe Date: 8003 BC
"Don't get cocky, Yan. I still have one trick up my sleeves."
Afterwards, I stuck my right hand in my left sleeve. "BECAUSE I GOT YOUR PHONE AGAIN!"
Suddenly, Yan teleported in front of me, to wrest the phone back as quickly as she could. She tried to reach inside my left sleeve, only to find nothing.
I quickly reached behind her, and gave her a strong hug from behind, my arms wrapping around her body, preventing her from moving. "Haha, you fell for it!" "What are you doing?!", yelled Yan. "I have figured that the only way to defeat you - is to obliterate you so completely - down to the atomic level - that your survival won't be possible." "And how do you plan to accomplish that?" "Just wait."
Suddenly, I started shooting immense energy from both my hands, which faced each other. I did not allow the energy to escape, so it only increased and increased. This continued for a few minutes. Then, I used telekinesis to move local rocks into my energy sphere, with my energy then condensing the rocks into plasma.
"This attack uses energy to compress a gigantic amount of matter, creating a black hole. I call it the "Atomic Reaper Attack"! It's experimental, but it has the potential to be my new most powerful attack."
More and more matter continued to be moved into my energy sphere.
"You're going to create a black hole?" "Yes!" "But that's insane! You know that's going to kill us both, right? After it's going to swallow me, it's going to swallow you, too." "Yeah, I didn't really want to do this. But, you know, if I just used conventional attacks, you'd just kill me anyway. So, I might as well take you with me."
Yan paused a bit, then continued. "Juq, Juq, Juq, wait. Wait. Do you realize just how insane this is? This black hole won't just kill us. It will swallow us, and then go on to swallow THE ENTIRE PLANET! You, me, EVERYONE will die! Do you really want to go that far just to get back at me?"
I then began to hesitate and lost focus on my energy sphere. Yan then teleported a fraction of a meter forwards and upwards, causing my energy sphere to blow up below me and launch me into the thermosphere, before I then fell hundreds of kilometres and crashed on the ground.
Yan approached me, as I laid on the ground, battered and defeated. My entire body had been incredibly hurt from the explosion and fall. "Are you done, Juq?". I tried to stand up. My arms and limbs experienced strong tremors. As I made some progress in trying to stand up, Yan stomped on me to force me back to the ground. "I'm ending this." Yan then put her hands around my neck and squeezed, strangling me. I then repeatedly phased in and out of consciousness.
My life then began to flash before my eyes. I remembered when MervueMeringue was talking to me. "Son, when I die, all of my kingdom will be yours". That awakened something within me. "NO!", I thought. "I REFUSE TO LOSE! THIS MY KINGDOM! MY BIRTHRIGHT! I REFUSE TO LET IT BE TAKEN FROM ME BY THIS TRAITOR!" With my last air in my lungs I yelled: "KAIO-KEN TIMES FOUR!", and then threw Yan several dozen meters away.
"Oh Juq, you really don't know when to quit, do you?" With some trouble, I managed to stand up. "Come on, you can't be serious. You can barely stand, and you still want to fight me?"
"I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!" I began shooting Ki blasts, and limping towards Yan in order to decrease distance and thus increase shooting accuracy. "DIE, TRAITOR!"
Yan simply took the Ki blasts to the face without taking damage. "This is pointless." Yan tackled me and threw me on the ground, before then repeatedly stomping me. "Just stop fighting already! Your have less than 10% of your power left!"
As Yan continued to stomp me, I tried to think of a way to defeat her. As I laid on the ground, being repeatedly stomped by Yan, I looked at sun. "That's right! The sun! The solar core has massive pressure, 3.84 trillion psi! That's enough to shred Yan apart at the atomic level!"
I grabbed Yan's leg, and yelled "KAIO-KEN TIMES TEN!" Then, instead of throwing her away, I instead began spinning and forcing her to rapidly rotate around me. The extremely rapid spinnning made me fly like a helicopter, and after a minute of flying, I launched my final attack: I yelled "KAIO-KEN TIMES ONE MILLION"!, threw Yan at the sun with all my energy, before then instantly passing out.
I don't know exactly what happened next, but I infer that Yan somehow survived my attack, and buried me beneath mount paint, presuming that I had died from my attack.
My body then laid in a cave. For a very, very long time, I laid lifeless. However, slowly but surely, cave insects and spiders would walk into my mouth for me to unconsciously eat, giving me sustenance and energy. Although these insects provided very little individually, they added up over time. By 5817 BC, I had regained consciousness. That made recovery a lot easier: although I still couldn't move any of my limbs, I could now intentionally move my head to catch and eat insects.
By 5262 BC, I had regained enough energy to walk. When I asked the locals what had happened in the past millennia, I was shocked. The Great Korean Empire had fallen. Technological knowledge had declined sharply. Most of family members had died, although this could not be confirmed in the case of me, Yan or Neutronex. I decided to leave a decoy skeleton in my cave in case Yan ever tried to look for me again. I ate and trained hard to get back in shape, and then I spent a thousand years scouring the Earth in search of Yan, hoping to find her and seek revenge, but I was unsuccessful and figured she had died. Afterwards, I retired to the QGIS cave complex, where I spent the rest of my days.
I spent millennia there undisturbed. Eventually, in the 1960s, a researcher approached me. I think his name was Koopinator. He had spent a decade going through ancient Korean documents and deciphering the script. He wanted to investigate the possible survival of me, Yan and Neutronex. In order to track us down, he built a special device: a scouter which could pick up large Ki signatures. He had successfully found Neutronex this way. After interviewing me, I asked him if he could help me track down Yan. He declined, saying that his scouter could only pick up on the Ki signatures of me and Neutronex, and that Yan could not be detected. I took this as evidence that Yan had indeed died.
A few decades later, a little teen boy happened to stumble into my cave. His name was Dragon Historian, and he told me about how Yan had killed his father. I agreed to train him. He didn't use any special method to find me - he just happened to be at the right place at the right time.
(*Suddenly, A.S. Mapping walks into our room, with a knife stuck in his chest. He points at the other A.S. Mapping that is sitting in front of me, screaming: "THAT A.S. MAPPING IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" before collapsing on the floor*.)
(*The other A.S. Mapping then chuckles. "Oh, well, this is embarrassing.*")
*To be continued...*