YTSK II: Chapter XXV

In Universe Date: 26 December 2021

It's 3:00 AM, midnight. In the people's chamber of Cartograville, Orion and Violet are fast asleep. Zed, Tenax, DH and DRM are sleeping in a hotel 2 kilometres away, elsewhere in the city.

Then, suddenly, Violet is woken up by the sounds of heavy explosions.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?", Violet yells. As he hears fire and sees planes flying as he peeks through the window, he quickly figures that Yan must be trying a decapitation strike. He stands up, and runs through the hallways in his pyjamas. He tries to reach for the nearest exit, but finds the hallway blocked with fire. He then runs to the president's office, where he finds Orion.

"Y'know, we've just been attacked by Videomapistan. I've seen their planes through the window."

"Yeah, I already figured. We need to find a way to escape, let's see if there's an exit.", Violet says.

Violet turns on Orion's computer to look at all the cameras in the building.

"Goddamnit, every single exit is busted by fire."

Violet opens the window.

"If only it was raining, we could cover ourselves in oil and fly our way out."

Violet continues to look out of the window and think. He looks downward.

"...If we descend to the 2nd floor and jump out of the window, we might be able-" Orion interrupts: "Yan."

"What about her?" Orion points to the computer. "Look."

Violet looks at the screen. "Yan is... inside... the building."

Violet thinks. "What on Earth is her game? Why is she entering a building she just bombed? Hmmmm..."

"You know, come to think of it, it's weird how the planes stopped attacking after firebombing the exits. If she wanted us dead, she could've just continued bombed this entire building to rubble..."

Violet sits still for a minute, in deep contemplation.

"Wait, wait. Orion. I think I've figured it out. Yan wants it to be plausible that you'll survive this attack, because she wants to kill you and steal your identity."

"Wdym 'steal my identity'? Stop trolling."

"Goddamnit, hasn't Tenax told you about this? Well, see, Yan can shapeshift into people to steal their identity. That's how she pulled a coup d'état in Videomapistan, by shapeshifting herself into Tenax and declaring herself president."

Violet continues. "We have to do something to stop Yan's plan. She's trying to find this room as we speak. Every second counts."

"I have an idea", Orion says. He grabs his phone and records his face.

"Attention, members of the Mapperdonian Communist Party. If I ever resign my post or announce a surrender to Videomapistan, do not heed my words, for I will be trolling." Orion then posted the video in the Mapperdonian Communist Party whatsapp group.

"Well done, president. With this one stroke, we have dismantled Yan's entire plan. We can escape by heading down to the second floor."

As Orion and Violet walk to the exit, Yan teleports into the room and screams "PEEKABOO!", causing Orion and Violet to scream in panic and become desperate to reach to the door while Yan runs after them.

Thinking quickly to preserve his own life, Violet kicks Orion to the floor as bait for Yan, to clear his way to exit the room.

Orion lies on the floor. "Damn you Violet, backstabber". He tries to stand up and run away, but Yan stomps on him to keep him in place. "Not so fast, Orion. You're not going anywhere." Orion grabs a knife and strikes Yan's foot, but can't hurt her. "That knife won't save you", she gloats.

"Yes it will", Orion says. "You will not torture me", he says before striking his own neck. Yan hurriedly wrests the knife away from his hands. Orion has survived. "Did you really just try to commit suicide?"

"I thought men were not supposed to as cowardly as this. No, no, men to supposed to '*stand*' and '*fight*'!", Yan says mockingly. "Suicide is not a heroic way to die, Orion. Then again, you are Mapperdonian, so that might explain why you're as weak as this. Guess I won't have to act too masculine when I impersonate you."

Orion chuckles. "What's so funny", Yan says. "You won't get anything by shapeshifting into me. I already destroyed that plan by telling my subordinates not to listen to me if I surrender or hand you my post." "That is very unfortunate. I had hoped that I could peacefully annex Mapperdonia, but this makes things much more difficult. I will just have to destroy Mapperdonia, starting with this city." Orion sees Yan writing something on her phone. "In 2-3 hours, this city will be nuked to shreds. As for you, Orion, it's time for a good ole' torture session."

Orion is teleported to a dark, black room. "Hey, Khey Pard! What's up? We haven't talked in a while. Also what happened to your legs and fingers?" "He's dead, you buffoon." "I didn't ask for your opinion", Orion says, exasperating Yan: "I fucking... I...", she says before furiously throwing Orion on the floor.

Yan stomps on Orion. "ALL YOUR MAPS ARE SHIT! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!"

"You know, the other videomappers I have tortured at least TRIED to not be a waste of oxygen. But looking at your content, I have to just barely wonder if I was maybe, just maybe, perhaps, a little bit too harsh on them, since your maps are fake shit through and through."

Yan thinks. "Hmmn... you know, I could chop up your entire body now... but, to be perfectly honest, that's getting a bit old."

"You know, being a trans person, I am an expert in the art of genital mutilation, but unfortunately I've never had the chance to try it on another person."

"NO, NO, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!", Orion screams.

"Oh, don't be such a baby. I've needed to cut off my penis thrice now; once after being reborn in a male body, then twice after regenerating my body from Neut's and Juq's attacks, and you don't see me crying about it."

Yan continues. "You know, my favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the medic. And you know, I always imagined him to have a fetish for abducting people and giving them sex-reassignment surgery against their own will, and he would laugh when his patients wake up and find out in horror. 'That's how i lost my medical license'." Yan chuckles. "But of course, there was no reason to revoke his medical license, since bottom surgery is really just normal healthcare."

"That said, (*takes a scissor out of pocket*), let's go practice medicine."

Orion stares at Yan while feeling some extreme, primordial fear. Yan crouches down and takes off Orion's pants, revealing his penis. Yan then uses her scissors to cut off Orion's penis, and the operation is botched, with only half the penis being cut off.

"You're not supposed to resist, dummkopf!", she says, impersonating the tf2 medic. "Alright, if the scissor can't get rid of your penis, then I'm getting my mallet!"

Yan grabs a large hammer. With large force, she strikes at Orion's crotch, pulverizing the penis and testes while creating a large bleeding wound. Orion screams in pure agony. A dark orgasm of pain writhes through his body.

"You know, I've heard it remarked that 'female is not a feeling'. I think that's nonsense. Because, you see, you are in deep pain while bleeding out of your crotch. In other words: you are having a period. That is the peak female experience."

Yan pauses. "Take it in Orion, relish this moment." Orion moans in pain as he bleeds. Yan stands still for a minute, taking sadistic glee from Orion's suffering.

"Aah.. aaaahhhh..." Orion moans.

"Ahhhhh... ahhhhh..."

"A-a-a-a-ahhh ahhhhhhh aaaaaahhhh"

More and more blood flows from Orion's body, onto the floor.

"Aaahhhhhhahh hhahaahaaaaaaa..."

"Ahhhaahhaaaaaaaa... aaaa.. haa... Yan!..."

"Ahahahaaa haaaaaaahhhhaaaaaa..." Orion graps for air. "Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah"

"Yyyyyaaannnnn.... why?..."

Yan stays silent.

"aahhhaaaa... ahhaaa... aaaa..."

"ahhhhhaaa!... ah! hhhaaahhhhhh"

Yan speaks. "Alright, this has gone on long enough. I am finishing this. Let us the begin the final act to find the woman stuck inside this man's body!"

Yan hits Orion's chest with a hammer, shattering the ribs. Orion screams. Yan then cuts at Orion's ribs and pushes her hand into his lungs, trying to feel around what's inside. "Is the woman stuck inside the man's body right here?", she asks, before ripping out Orion's heart. Orion now lays dead. "Ah, nope. It's just a heart."

"Well, maybe the woman is inside the skull". Yan hits the now-dead Orion in the head with a hammer. She then feels around in Orion's head and pulls out the largest object she can feel. "Nope, this isn't a woman either. Just a human brain. I have to say though, this one is rather smooth compared to what is normal."

"Alright then, let's look in the stomach." Yan picks up a knife and slices into Orion's stomach, before putting her hand into his intestines. Again, she pulls out of the largest object she can feel. "And, again not a woman. All we have is a... wait." Yan looks at the object. It is a female fetus, dying due to being nonviable. "Oh, well, I guess there really was a woman stuck inside this man's body."

"But wait, if Orion's a man, then how can a fetus...?" Yan pauses and sighs. "...I have killed another trans person."

"Hmmm... But, then again, he was FtM, and I hate men, so, not a big loss."

"Anyway, time to return to Cartograville. Can't miss the nuke, of course."

*To be continued...*