YTSK II: Chapter XXXI

DH runs at Yan, before grabbing her hands and squeezing them in order to prevent her from deploying her guns.

"What kind of fucking offer do you have? Let me guess, you want me to join you on your venture. Help you commit genocide over fucking inaccurate maps, is that it? Am I right?"

Finding it difficult to maintain the grip with only one hand, DH throws Yan forwards, sprints towards her and holds her in place with his legs.

"What a load of bullshit! As if you don't make inaccuracies in your maps! Is there even such thing as a perfect videomap? All you care about is consolidating power. That, and sending men to die in pointless wars! Typical politician. You've got no principles, just like all the rest! If Videomapistan's gone to shit, you're just another maggot crawling in the pile!"

Yan throws DH off her, and chuckles. "Alright, the truth then." She stands up. "You're right about one thing. I do need political power, and military victories. Wanna know why? I have a dream."

DH looks confused. "What?"

"That one day, every woman on this planet will control her OWN destiny. A world of the truly free, damn it! A world of WOMEN, not MEN, ruled by ESTROGEN, not TESTOSTORONE!"

Yan punches DH and tries to strangle him. "Where the society changes to suit women, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of women! Where every woman is free to think - to act - for herself! Fuck all these degenerate dickbrains and chicken-shit misogynists! Fuck male pride! Fuck the patriarchy! FUCK ALL OF IT!"

Yan releases the strangehold and punches DH in the face.

"Patriarchy is diseased, rotten to the core. There is no saving it. We need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the estrogen a new world will be born. Evolved, but untamed! Men will be purged, and women will thrive, free to live as they see fit, and they'll make the world great again!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Yan laughs. "You still don't get it. I'm sending men to war, so that I can *end men's wars*. In my new world, women will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for what men tell them is right. Women will be free to fight their OWN WARS!"

Yan stomps on DH several times.

"The first strike against men will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the male population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single man on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. I'd imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this. Men represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated."

She then walks off him and waits for him to stand up.

"So... what do you think?"

DH struggles to stand up and takes a breather. "Maybe I was wrong about you..."

Yan is excited. "Am I finally getting through?" She offers him a hand and helps him stand up.

"We'll rid this world of men, DH. And we'll get you sex re-assignment surgery ASAP."

DH speaks. "I was wrong. You're not nitpicky or power-hungry." Yan smiles.

DH continues: "YOU'RE BATHSIT INSANE!"

DH enters kaio-ken x3 and throws Yan away.

Yan stands up. "That's very unfortunate. So much potential gone to waste." She takes a deep breath. "I have to say though, you've been a though nut to crack. Luckily, this isn't even my final form."

DH is shocked. "Final form?"

"That's right, I have ability to assume a form that greatly increases my power level, and I will use it to show you just how terrifying I can be!"

*Yan has finally revealed her ability to reach a second form. Can Dragon Historian manage to stave off this evil power? Will the squad be able to penetrate the ocean barrier to assist Dragon Historian? Or will Yan finally claim victory? You will find out in the next exciting chapter of Yan the Serial Killer!*